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Pornstar Tourette’s

Pornstar Tourette’s

Pornstar Tourette’s:
(noun) The condition wherein a person¬†lacks the ability and/or creativity to verbalize complete sentences while attempting to talk dirty during sex, thus making themselves sound like a pornstar with Tourette’s syndrome.

She wanted me to dirtytalk her, but I could only say stuff like,¬†“Cock fuck! Lick slut! pussy, Pussy, Pussy!!!!”

But its not my fault, I have pornstar tourette’s. Don’t expect me to fuck you and tell you a story, too!

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