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Wife’s Low Expectations

Wife’s Low Expectations

I may have set my wife’s expectations for Christmas a little too low. She told me all she wants this year is “a new ironing board and non-stick baking ware”.

There is NO WAY I’m going to buy her an ironing board for Christmas, because I have a bunch of shirts that need to be ironed NOW.

Besides, I think a new vacuum cleaner, a thigh-master, and season tickets behind home plate would be much more thoughtful.

 

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