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Pornstar Tourette’s

Pornstar Tourette’s

Pornstar Tourette’s:
(noun) The condition wherein a person¬†lacks the ability and/or creativity to verbalize complete sentences while attempting to talk dirty during sex, thus making themselves sound like a pornstar with Tourette’s syndrome.

She wanted me to dirtytalk her, but I could only say stuff like,¬†“Cock fuck! Lick slut! pussy, Pussy, Pussy!!!!”

But its not my fault, I have pornstar tourette’s. Don’t expect me to fuck you and tell you a story, too!

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Your iPhone is spying on you

Your iPhone is spying on you

A friend told me that he thinks his iPhone is spying on him because stuff he mentions in conversation suddenly starts appearing on Google and Facebook ads.

I told him I think he’s being paranoid.

But now I’m not so sure, because I just saw a Facebook ad for paranoia treatment.

 

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