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Month: December 2016

Wife’s Low Expectations

Wife’s Low Expectations

I may have set my wife’s expectations for Christmas a little too low. She told me all she wants this year is “a new ironing board and non-stick baking ware”.

There is NO WAY I’m going to buy her an ironing board for Christmas, because I have a bunch of shirts that need to be ironed NOW.

Besides, I think a new vacuum cleaner, a thigh-master, and season tickets behind home plate would be much more thoughtful.

 

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The Truth about Porn

The Truth about Porn

If you pay a girl to give you head, that is considered “prostitution” and you could both go to jail.

However, if you videotape the act and show it to everyone, it becomes “art” and “First-Amendment-protected free speech”, which is not only legal, but no matter how awkward, unnatural, and amateurish it looks, you could both still win an AVN Award.
 

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